I noticed on my Charmin today this guarantee; Charmin will given a complete refund ONCE to any family whose Mega Size Charmin does not fit the toilet paper roll in their home.
Do we not have anything better to do than make sure that toilet paper rolls fit on spools?
Did someone file a lawsuit so that a corporation had to spend millions of dollars to advertise their intention to refund money so people could purchase the correct size of toilet paper?
Do we need LIVES !!!
(Do I need a life since I am mentioning this in a public place?)